CHARLIE D'S JOKE OF THE WEEK
Submitted By: David from Boyne City
The Great French Fashion Icon, Marcel lePew, attended the September fashion show in Rome with his very fashionable French Poodle, Tutu. In the restaurant where he and Tutu were each enjoying a bowl of Vichyssoise, fashion critic wannabe, Roberto Linguini sat down at his table and began to harass him.
"HA HA!!," Roberto exclaimed. "Look at you! The Great Marcel lePew! Once again you have made a laughingstock of your country. You are wearing white after Labor Day! . . . And your Ugly Dog is making a mess with his Fish Soup!!”
Embarrassed, realizing his error, and outraged that a nobody would dare to criticize him, Marcel threw a few Francs on the table, walked to his car in a huff, and sped off.
"How dare that peon accuse me, Marcel lePew, of committing a Fashion Faux Pas!" His dog, trying to comfort him said, "Don't feel bad, Marcel. He was talking to me. I’m the one who got fish on my 4 paws.”